I Am NOT a Grinch - Christmas Lyrics Book - I'll Be Cloned for Christmas (Satire)

Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel. ~ Isaiah 7:14

Christmas Song Lyrics
Compiled by Charles P. Scott

I'll Be Cloned for Christmas
(Satire)

Lyrics

I'll be Cloned for Christmas,
There'll be three of me;
One to Work, and One to Shop,
and One just for Parties.

Christmas Eve, I'm certain,
I won't be alone;
I'll be home for Christmas,
Or else I'll send a Clone!

A blessed and wonderful Christmas to all of you.